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I, Crazy Ears, George-ian Pirate Extraordinaire, do hereby officially offer mine assistance in the Weapons Section of the Crew of Crazy Beard, Space Pirate. I bring a practical experience in all forms and types of munitions and things that go BOOM with a mind for experimental weaponry as well.
I, Muto-head, the Ever-changing Space Pirate/Wench, do hereby offer mine assistance to the Crew of Crazy Beard, Space Pirate. Aside from my wenching duties, my back-stabbing creativity, and pure endless creative vileness, I bring the ability to change and fit in whereever I be. The position of 'Liaison' (nudge,nudge,wink,wink) would be quite acceptable.
We, the above-signed, do give consent to Crazy Beard for any and all background checks or whatever tests the above deems necessary to fit the qualifications of said positions.
(LOL, Becca says no booty calls)